Leave… Gurus… Alone!

Leave… Gurus… Alone!

The fitness field is funny. Not as in laugh out loud – at least not intentionally – but funny in a “is this dude serious or just sort of mentally challenged” kind of way. The reasons are many, which I hope to cover soon in an actual article. But in this blog, I want...
The Biggest Mistake I Made Building Muscle

The Biggest Mistake I Made Building Muscle

If something’s worth doing it’s worth doing right. Good words to live by, whether it’s cooking, dating, and certainly skydiving. And it’s especially true when choosing a workout to build muscle. After all, something “average” or “ordinary” or worse “cookie...
Valentine’s Day is for Dickheads

Valentine’s Day is for Dickheads

Celebrating Valentine’s Day? Then you can add “certified dickhead” to your resume. I’d cut you slack if you were a teenager. Or if you’d just moved to this country from somewhere you’re not obligated to profess your love by springing for a prix fixe dinner....
Fat & Weak? It’s Your Genetics

Fat & Weak? It’s Your Genetics

Your genetics? They suck. You always kinda knew it. You didn’t win the genetic lottery. At least not $137 million on the Power Ball – more like a free car wash on a Scratch & Win. But it does explain a lot, right? Why you can’t seem to lose weight after being sooo...
Screw Cardio. Forget Fasting

Screw Cardio. Forget Fasting

The fastest way to transform your body is to weight train twice a day. If you’re one of the many who alternates weight training workouts with busting ass on a treadmill, you may be spending the same amount of time to get inferior results. Cardio “works” of course....